What's He Thinking?

Here is embattled Senator Larry Craig at the podium speaking about the 'incident.' I don't know who his advisors are but getting Michael Jackson to stand with the senator and his wife is just not going to help his cause at all.

Just messing around...

I found my scrap with the new password. I'm back. Who knows, maybe I'll post regularly.

It's been fun

Chilling, I mean. February was a month of nada. Today, the last day of February, is the last day of doing nothing. I will miss it. Not that I'll be doing a lot in the next couple of weeks or anything, but I won't just be doing nothing. Even if I didn't have to do anything, I can't just not do anything anymore.

A moment of silence, please, as we remember February 2007, the month of nada.

Hello, Everybody!

Happy Corn has been chilling and has an important report for all the viewers:

"Pardon my absence the last few months. I've been 'chilling hard' recently and I wanted to share some of my observances with you. First of all, I just wanted you to know that there are at least 7 "Judge ______" shows out there: Judge Alex, Judge Hatchett, Judge Joe Brown, Judge Mathis, Divorce Court (Judge Lynn Toler), People's Court (Judge Judy? I've seen her, trust me), and I think one other. I felt it was important to share this you. Stay tuned."

Brothers Stick Together!

Mr. Corn

Happy Corn is Back, Jack!

Marcus Cornelius here, and I'm happy to say that Happy Corn has returned from South America where he has been touring for the last year. HC had a blast on the southern continent but missed his California Crew and his blog. So stay tuned for updates, including restaurant reviews and of course more Corn About Town.

Thank you Happy Corn.

Happy Corn!

Happy Corn is strong. Happy Corn has been in Brazil the last month as a 'roadie' with the Brazilian National Female Volleyball Team. Happy Corn instructed me, Marcus Cornelius, to hold all posts until he returns. He will be at the airport in Rio de Janeiro in two days so expect new posts soon.