Thursday, February 22, 2007

Hello, Everybody!

Happy Corn has been chilling and has an important report for all the viewers:

"Pardon my absence the last few months. I've been 'chilling hard' recently and I wanted to share some of my observances with you. First of all, I just wanted you to know that there are at least 7 "Judge ______" shows out there: Judge Alex, Judge Hatchett, Judge Joe Brown, Judge Mathis, Divorce Court (Judge Lynn Toler), People's Court (Judge Judy? I've seen her, trust me), and I think one other. I felt it was important to share this you. Stay tuned."

4 Comments:

At 2:19 PM, Blogger Marcus Cornelius said...

After Happy Corn's absence I'm a little rusty. Happy Corn wanted to share this WITH you. I left that word out in the last part. He certainly quoted it correctly to me, as always.


P.S. Happy Corn wanted me to tell you that you can find the most eloquent and classy guests anywhere on the 'Maury' show. Tune in to find out who the babydaddy is!

 
At 2:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I haven't been intimate with my husband in years. He says he's just helping his guests but he's just pandering, taking the buck.

 
At 5:09 PM, Blogger Negative Ion Addict said...

Welcome back HC & to you too MC. Looking forward to reading more!

PS: I like that Judge Judy, she is one tough cookie.

 
At 8:28 PM, Blogger Treats said...

dude! I mean 'corn'! welcome back, bro!

 

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