Debunking the Bunk!

Good morning, people.

Sadly, there have been disparaging comments posted regarding Happy Corn's relationship to Michael Jackson. Apparently someone is trying to foment seeds of doubt and confusion regarding Happy Corn's relationship with Michael Jackson and even Mr. Corn's sexual orientation.

To set the record straight, Happy Corn is a vegetable and not some fruit. He does run in many circles, and has been seen with celebrities from the annoying B actors to A-list superstars. Happy Corn just happened to be hanging near the courthouse in So. Cal. when Michael Jackson and his magician came by. Mr. Jackson looked so sad, Happy Corn just said a few words of encouragement. Happy Corn has never been to Neverland Ranch.

Regarding the comments for that post, our investigative staff has looked into it and determined that the poster of the disparaging comments was one single person. Looking at the time of the entries and the lack of fundamental spelling skills, as well as other more complex clues the evidence clearly suggests that this poster was jealous of Happy Corn and simply wanted to do something to compensate for their extremely undersized genitalia.

Thank you.